Adult SMS jokes!!!

Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match.
Husb says: 'Disgusting. It was ALL OVER in 4 minutes'.
Wife comments: "NOW you know how I Feel.?

Shocked

Q: Which is the most dificult sport in the world to watch? Ans: Women's doubles tennis because nine balls bounce at a time and u r in confusion which one
to watch...
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Cheesy

Sex ke baad ladka ladki se bola,
Ab tumhe wo hoga jise log 'baccha' kahte hain.
ladki boli,
Aur tumhe wo hoga jise log "AIDS" kehte hain..

Grin

1 Lady:my husbnd can put 1ful hand in my vagina.
2nd:my husbnd put hand & leg in my vagina.
3rd-pulld her sari up & said SUNO JARA BAHAR AANA.

Cheesy

Full form of "HONEYMOON"
H-hai mat karo
O-oh na dabao
N-niple dukta hai
E-eh jan nikal gai
Y-yaha kiss lo
M-mar gai
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-Nikal Gaya Bus...!!