Ek murgha murghi k peechey bhaag raha tha k achanak murghi car k neechay aa gai, Murgha bola: saali ne jaan dedi magar izzat bacha li.



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teacher: apna charcter saf rkhna k liye hr orat ko apne maa smjho.
student: hr orat ko apni maa smjhu to mere bap ka character khrab ho jayega



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Santaa ne apne makan me ek kirayedarni 1st floor par rakhi
Ek din santaa ne garden me apni underwear dhokar sukhai
Hawa se upparwali madam ka petticoat santa ki underwear par aakr gir gayaa.
Santa ne aawaj di :madam aap apnaa petticoat upper kro to me apni underwear uttaru


~~!!~~Bacha 2 Nurse~~!!~~

ek bache ne Nurse se kaha mae ap k sath so jao,
Nurse: so jao ,
Bacha: aap ki nak mai ungli dalo,
Nurse: han dalo,
Nurse: aray yeh nak nahi hay,
Bacha: han chup karo ye ungli B nahi hay,

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" Girls To Texi Driver "
Girls to texi driver: Baba Lund kaisa hota hay?
Baba: kisi ka chotta,
kisi ka lumba,
kisi ka motta,
kisi ka putla,
kisi ka sukht,
kisi ka narum,

Girl: Baba lugta hay saari umer taxi kum or gaand zyada marwa tey rahey ho,,


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Santaa ne apne makan me ek kirayedarni 1st floor par rakhi
Ek din santaa ne garden me apni underwear dhokar sukhai
Hawa se upparwali madam ka petticoat santa ki underwear par aakr gir gayaa.
Santa ne aawaj di :madam aap apnaa petticoat upper kro to me apni underwear uttaru


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jis ke aankhon mein aansu aur honton pe hansi ho gi
samajh lena k us ki lulli zip mein phansi ho gi

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miya aur bibi ka aisa joint account he
Jisme jamaa to pati karta he par niakalne kaa adhikar kewal patni ko hota he


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Teacher:Ladki aur sigret me kiya samanta he bato
Santa student: Sir dono ko aadmi jalata fir muh se lagata he
Dur karta he fir muh se lagat he uski rakh zhadta he fir muhe se lagata he aur aakhir me masl kar ……..deta he


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Ek ladki ko uski shadi par ek gift pack mila jis par likha tha
“Esme Jo he use suhag rat par pehanna pati kush hoga”
dono ne suhagrat ko box khola box khali tha.


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Ek college ki ladkio ne apni mango ke liye dharna diya wah nare lagaa rahi thi ladke bhi samrthan kar rahe the kaise.
Ladkiya : Hamri mange puri karo
Ladke: jaldi un me sindur bharo
Ladkiya : Jo hamse takraega
Ladke: Who pati ban jayega
Ladkiya: Abhi to yeh angdai he
Ladke : Are !Are ! Bra ki hook tutane aai he


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An American Girl's SMS to her father upon winning Miss World Title:

'Dad, I owe this Title to that "special moment", when ur cock pumped ur sperm in mom's pussy 20 year back - as only b'coz of that I am Miss World today!'

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Ek Call girl Ne ek Ladke se kaha
Jara Dhere se chodo sanam Mahghaai ka zmana hai, is 2 inch ki chut se zindgi bhar kamana hai..