Funny Adult Hindi sms!!!

One hakla went for interview & was asked to say -
Institute,Obstitute & Substitute.
Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut aur Sabkichut !!

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Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai. aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se hi kaam chala lo."

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Ravi shashtri to his wife at first night: Are you virgin?
She replied: Kya kabhi spinner ko nayi ball milta hai Kya?

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Banta Complaining: U r so unresponsive, do u use cold cream between ur
legs? Preeto Taunting: U must be using vanishing cream between urs.

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Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me
for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!

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Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?
Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.

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Santa was teaching Preeto swimming.
After 2 hrs Preeto said: Tell me, will I really drown like a leaking
boat if u take out ur finger?

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