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Author Topic: Santa banta adult jokes!!  (Read 9157 times)
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« on: May 28, 2009, 05:51:55 AM »

Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe
jaate!

The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to **** her in the ***.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota
hai.

In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles? A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.

. Banta to his wife, jeeto: Dear, you are the best woman in the world.
Yesterday I got convinced of this once again.

. Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.

. Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to
cross your mind?
Wife: That you are a homosexual.

. Pappu: Papa, aap papa kaise bane?
Santa: Oye puttar, pa pa key!

. Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: U are my son I'm Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that's
Confidential.
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