1. B00bs can either - (a) help you get a job/promoted or (b) make the workplace more tolerable for the rest of us.
2. B00bs are often successfully used in place of a coherent plot or acting in movies to create a great film.
3. The power of b00bs should not be underestimated.
Cracked on B00bs
From the Dawn of Time, b00bs have beenshaping history - destroying careers, crippling world powers. Many menhave been nearly destroyed by these orbs of power:
And here's a PG-13 tour of the reasons why:
Reason 1: The Side B00b :
Reason 2: The Underb00b: 
Reason 3: Cleavage :
The B O O B S FAQQ: What Can Women Do If They Want This Power, But Are Weak in the Ways of the B00b 
A: The Pushup.
Q: Is there anything else to b00bs other than the Sideb00b, Underb00b, and Cleavage
A: Yes !!! The center of the B00b is the source ofits power. It is so powerful in fact that society does not permit itspublic display for fear of wide spread anarchy, and mass headsplosions.So here are some things that look sort of like the center of the b00b: 
Pictured above: San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant. Powerful
Q: Q: I heard something bad happens to Gremlins when they get wet. Is the same true for B00bs?
A: A: Yes and no !!! They triple or quadruple in power, so this can be a good or a bad thing Exhibit 1: Regular non-wet b00bs:
Exhibit 2: Supercharged, wet b00bs:
Q: What Happens to b00bs When They Get Older?
A: It's horrible. Much like the end of The GivingTree, b00bs, after providing so many years of thoughtless service, justbecome completely useless at the end of their life cycle. They becomelike Ray Liotta in Goodfellas. You can't help but looking at them andthinking, "He was getting front row seats at clubs, and now look athim. Disgusting."Q: What are B00bs' other powers
A: B00bs can lighten up a woman's whole appearance.They can make the sun come out when it is raining. They can make awoman smarter and funnier and more interesting. 
If you look long enough, you'll realize that she's actually quite ugly.
Conclusion !!!
B O O B s are nature's masterpiece, perfect in shapeand design. As beautiful as they are powerful. All it takes issomething that looks like a b00bs to unleash their power.
